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|1st February 2007, 18:03||#1|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Manning a help desk does your brain in
Customer: My mouse mat isn't wired up.
Henchman: "I'm not sure I understand, your mouse mat shouldn't have any wires.
Customer: Well, how does it know where my mouse is? Is it wireless?
Thank you, British public, for stomping all over what little faith I had left in humanity.
Here's some more:
Advisor: Can you click on 'My Computer'?
Customer: I don't have your computer, just mine.
Customer: I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number?
Opteron 165 (2) @2.85 1.42 vcore AMD Stock HSF + Chill Vent II
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