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Old 1st February 2007, 17:03   #1
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Default Manning a help desk does your brain in

Customer: My mouse mat isn't wired up.
Henchman: "I'm not sure I understand, your mouse mat shouldn't have any wires.
Customer: Well, how does it know where my mouse is? Is it wireless?

Thank you, British public, for stomping all over what little faith I had left in humanity.

Here's some more:

Advisor: Can you click on 'My Computer'?
Customer: I don't have your computer, just mine.

Customer: I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number?

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at least there's BOFH to ease our minds...
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