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![]() | ![]() Customer: My mouse mat isn't wired up. Henchman: "I'm not sure I understand, your mouse mat shouldn't have any wires. Customer: Well, how does it know where my mouse is? Is it wireless? Thank you, British public, for stomping all over what little faith I had left in humanity. Here's some more: Advisor: Can you click on 'My Computer'? Customer: I don't have your computer, just mine. Customer: I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number? http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=37371
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