Apple fanboys clean their toys with hydrogen peroxide

Stefan Mileschin · 21st July 2021, 07:46

Apple must issue warning to the stupid

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has always had trouble with the fact that its fanboys are not the brightest bulbs, but an announcement on its support page had us worried.

Apple felt the need to warn users:"Don’t use products containing bleach or hydrogen peroxide" to clean your iPhone. Previously, the warning listed bleach only.

It would appear that with the rise of Covid, Apple fanboys were worried about the virus attaching itself to their expensive toys and them breathing it in. A quick search of the interwebs revealed that according to health expert Donald Trump, the best thing to cure COVID was hydrogen peroxide. It also was an ingredient in hand sanitiser so it must be good for expensive iPhones right?

Amusingly Apple did not see the need to explain to Apple fanboys why cleaning their phones with hydrogen peroxide was a really dumb idea. In fact, the body of evidence on Quora is packed with advice from fanboys who believe it is a very good idea, or want them to destroy their expensive toys.

https://fudzilla.com/news/53249-appl...rogen-peroxide

21st July 2021, 07:46	#1
Stefan Mileschin [M] Reviewer Join Date: May 2010 Location: Romania Posts: 148,902	Apple fanboys clean their toys with hydrogen peroxide Apple must issue warning to the stupid The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has always had trouble with the fact that its fanboys are not the brightest bulbs, but an announcement on its support page had us worried. Apple felt the need to warn users:"Don’t use products containing bleach or hydrogen peroxide" to clean your iPhone. Previously, the warning listed bleach only. It would appear that with the rise of Covid, Apple fanboys were worried about the virus attaching itself to their expensive toys and them breathing it in. A quick search of the interwebs revealed that according to health expert Donald Trump, the best thing to cure COVID was hydrogen peroxide. It also was an ingredient in hand sanitiser so it must be good for expensive iPhones right? Amusingly Apple did not see the need to explain to Apple fanboys why cleaning their phones with hydrogen peroxide was a really dumb idea. In fact, the body of evidence on Quora is packed with advice from fanboys who believe it is a very good idea, or want them to destroy their expensive toys. https://fudzilla.com/news/53249-appl...rogen-peroxide

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