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jmke · 20th September 2004, 09:30

US troops to use ray guns in Iraq

It works by heating water molecules in the skin causing people to get out of the path as soon as they can. It has a range of one kilometre, said the Telegraph.

21st September 2004, 23:05

lol, I suddenly thought of someone when I saw that:

Oh, yeah, sorry if it has been posted already...

22nd September 2004, 06:20

23rd September 2004, 00:26

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 6 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

(Now thats more like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!!!

(In my next life, I want to be a pig)

4. A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

(creepy)

( I am still not over the pig)

5. A flea can jump 350 times its body length. Its like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...lucky pig...can you imagine?)

6. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(what can be that tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

7. Some lions mate more than 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity. he he)

8. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

9. Right handed people live, on an average, 9 years longer than left-handed people.

(If you are ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

10. Elephants are the only animals who can not jump.

( now thats a a good thing...else bloody big holes all across India)

11. A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

12. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that)

13. Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people who like that too)

14. All polar bears are left handed.

(If they switch, they will live a lot longer)

15. Humans and dolphins are the only species which have sex for pleasure.

( what about that pig???)

23rd September 2004, 00:29

Quote:

Originally posted by Bosw8er

whoa, love it

look no further, that's the one if you ask me

Bosw8er · 23rd September 2004, 15:26

http://homepage2.nifty.com/ztath/starthp/subpage15.html
http://www.rotten.com/library/langua...inger/shocker/

Bosw8er · 28th September 2004, 12:15

How to make a violin

The mother of all rescue disks

Japan + Ukulele + MP3

28th September 2004, 18:43

Quote:

Originally posted by Bosw8er
How to make a violin

The mother of all rescue disks

Japan + Ukulele + MP3

Man, that boot screen is butt ugly

28th September 2004, 21:10

very funny jokes, sorry only dutch

http://www.tfl.be/index.php?n=forum_...4&topicid=3114

jmke · 29th September 2004, 00:04

sorry , dutch again, but this is just awesome

http://www.koelman.com/brandbrieven/archief/000190.html

20th September 2004, 09:30	#1261
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 79,021	US troops to use ray guns in Iraq It works by heating water molecules in the skin causing people to get out of the path as soon as they can. It has a range of one kilometre, said the Telegraph. __________________

22nd September 2004, 06:20	#1263
wutske Posts: n/a	LOL

23rd September 2004, 15:26	#1266
Bosw8er Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,711	http://homepage2.nifty.com/ztath/starthp/subpage15.html http://www.rotten.com/library/langua...inger/shocker/ __________________ "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

28th September 2004, 12:15	#1267
Bosw8er Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,711	How to make a violin The mother of all rescue disks Japan + Ukulele + MP3 __________________ "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

29th September 2004, 00:04	#1270
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 79,021	sorry , dutch again, but this is just awesome http://www.koelman.com/brandbrieven/archief/000190.html __________________

21st September 2004, 23:05	#1262
Xploited Titan Posts: n/a	lol, I suddenly thought of someone when I saw that: Oh, yeah, sorry if it has been posted already...

23rd September 2004, 00:26	#1264
kristos Posts: n/a	1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) 2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 6 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb! (Now thats more like it) 3. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!!! (In my next life, I want to be a pig) 4. A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death. (creepy) ( I am still not over the pig) 5. A flea can jump 350 times its body length. Its like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig...can you imagine?) 6. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (what can be that tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 7. Some lions mate more than 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity. he he) 8. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) 9. Right handed people live, on an average, 9 years longer than left-handed people. (If you are ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 10. Elephants are the only animals who can not jump. ( now thats a a good thing...else bloody big holes all across India) 11. A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) 12. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that) 13. Starfish have no brains. (I know some people who like that too) 14. All polar bears are left handed. (If they switch, they will live a lot longer) 15. Humans and dolphins are the only species which have sex for pleasure. ( what about that pig???)

28th September 2004, 21:10	#1269
kr15t0f Posts: n/a	very funny jokes, sorry only dutch http://www.tfl.be/index.php?n=forum_...4&topicid=3114

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