fun ways to boost ur post-number - Page 118

Bosw8er · 23rd July 2004, 11:23

http://www.loseyourvirginity.8m.com/indexin.html

jmke · 28th July 2004, 17:11

11 Ways George Lucas Could Ruin Episode III

11. Show Amidala being artificially inseminated by C3P0.
http://bbspot.com/News/2004/07/top_1...episode_3.html
9. Have the Empire invade the planet of Erak on the pretext that they have weapons of mass destruction.

28th July 2004, 17:26

jmke · 29th July 2004, 08:33

Didn't you know? Linux is a penis (Score:3, Funny)
by rd_syringe (793064) on Wednesday July 28, @05:57PM (#9825870)
It's not about actually making good applications for computing, it's about a losing penis competition with Microsoft and Apple.

Microsoft is the big penis. It got big through buying lots of natural herbs, getting its **** sucked by lesser folk, and having an expensive personal trainer make them do cock pushups everyday.

Apple is the small penis, but it works hard to make itself look bigger by trimming the pubes around the base of its shaft. Commonly, the pubes are trimmed into artistic mutton chops, and you'll see cockrings and piercings.

Linux is the extremely tiny penis, desperately trying to extend itself with a very painful penis pump. It's also desperately downing lots of penis enlargment pills and furiously masturbating itself in any attempt whatsoever to compete with the other guys.

The other two penises accept their size and work with it. The Linux penis tries to be the other penises.

Be your own penis, Linux!

29th July 2004, 23:15

http://movies.sidetraked.com/pissedkid.avi

http://movies.sidetraked.com/securitysucks.wmv

jmke · 30th July 2004, 09:13

30th July 2004, 09:15

haha

jmke · 30th July 2004, 09:20

they're pretty good

30th July 2004, 10:11

http://www.anothersite.co.uk/gallery...55845112-7.wvx

I learned to play with my balls

30th July 2004, 12:12

Quote:

Originally posted by HardFreak
http://www.anothersite.co.uk/gallery...55845112-7.wvx

I learned to play with my balls

<ASX version="3">
<Entry>
<ABSTRACT>Views: 52285, Rating: 4.63/5, Date: 28.06.2004</ABSTRACT>
<COPYRIGHT>2004 anothersite.co.uk : Media</COPYRIGHT>
<ref HREF="http://www.anothersite.co.uk/gallery/photos/7/108842947844555845112-7.wmv" />
</Entry>
</ASX>

tis is what i get when i open the link

edit: works fine with IE

23rd July 2004, 11:23	#1171
Bosw8er Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,711	http://www.loseyourvirginity.8m.com/indexin.html __________________ "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

28th July 2004, 17:11	#1172
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 79,021	11 Ways George Lucas Could Ruin Episode III 11. Show Amidala being artificially inseminated by C3P0. http://bbspot.com/News/2004/07/top_1...episode_3.html 9. Have the Empire invade the planet of Erak on the pretext that they have weapons of mass destruction. __________________

28th July 2004, 17:26	#1173
kr15t0f Posts: n/a	lol

29th July 2004, 08:33	#1174
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 79,021	Didn't you know? Linux is a penis (Score:3, Funny) by rd_syringe (793064) on Wednesday July 28, @05:57PM (#9825870) It's not about actually making good applications for computing, it's about a losing penis competition with Microsoft and Apple. Microsoft is the big penis. It got big through buying lots of natural herbs, getting its **** sucked by lesser folk, and having an expensive personal trainer make them do cock pushups everyday. Apple is the small penis, but it works hard to make itself look bigger by trimming the pubes around the base of its shaft. Commonly, the pubes are trimmed into artistic mutton chops, and you'll see cockrings and piercings. Linux is the extremely tiny penis, desperately trying to extend itself with a very painful penis pump. It's also desperately downing lots of penis enlargment pills and furiously masturbating itself in any attempt whatsoever to compete with the other guys. The other two penises accept their size and work with it. The Linux penis tries to be the other penises. Be your own penis, Linux! __________________

30th July 2004, 09:13	#1176
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 79,021	__________________

29th July 2004, 23:15	#1175
kristos Posts: n/a	http://movies.sidetraked.com/pissedkid.avi http://movies.sidetraked.com/securitysucks.wmv

30th July 2004, 09:20	#1178
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 79,021	they're pretty good __________________

30th July 2004, 10:11	#1179
wutske Posts: n/a	http://www.anothersite.co.uk/gallery...55845112-7.wvx I learned to play with my balls

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