jmke

I'm sick of all these baby-*** weak drugs on the market. I'm an American. I like my pharmaceuticals like my women: strong and hallucinating. I get a headache, I don't want Tylenol, I want chemotherapy.

I would never take St. Joseph's Baby Aspirin, because I don't take drugs named after Catholic freaking saints. Now, "Satan's Stool Softener" I might try, but only because I might shoot fire out my ***, which would be awesome.

To identify the strongest medicines on the market, I decided to undertake a Drug Deathmatch, pitting one over-the-counter drug against another, and seeing which emerged victorious in my body. Honestly, Consumer Reports should be covering this crap, but obviously they don't have the guts. And after my first experiment, neither did I.

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The Senile Doctor

if that sorry **** took these, he's as stupid as he looks, coz' takin big amount of nicotinereplacements is known to give heavy cardiac arrythmias

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jmke

he's has claimed to have quite a lot of things on his comedy site www.zug.com for the last 10-years, including taking Viagra right before going to search etc... it's comedy for the most part and I doubt he actually took any of the drugs he mentioned.

if he did, and he gets sick, well.. he got what was coming to him.

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