Nokia E70 vs Apple iPhone
 

No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

I don’t give a rag-sag what you said. I don’t need no stinging web-phone, iPhone or Nokia E70 they all suck.

To own a NokiaE70 you have to have a pair of balls bigger than a pair of tits and to loose an arm; too much to carry around 24/7 with only one arm who the f*ck care to have two sided keyboard. Worst for iPhone, I want to see and touch the battery, so f*uck that.

And still find his page quite funny :)

You did not think my comment was funny too;)

I do get your point ;) but can't help to find his bestsiteoftheuniverse a fun and "unique" site on the web:)

the article before is way funnier, especially the the M$ part is priceless

linkie? :)

Great find Rutar :)

That ain't great until I put a tape on his mouth and watch what comes out from his ***.