Microsoft managers want their staff back in the office
 

Getting the white boards ready

Software King of the World Microsoft has warned its worker Voles that they will need to be back in the office next month to hear their managers give long dull speeches about kicking balls running and paradigms.

Since Covid kicked in, Microsoft Voles have been beavering away from home, and actually using its software that millions of others of workers have been using throughout the pandemic. However, it appears that Microsoft managers have been feeling completely useless because people have been getting on with their jobs and not having to waste their time on pointless meetings about cheese being moved.

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