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jmke 12th January 2005 10:04

The Mac mini Performance test
 
* An average male (six inches/circumcised) will ejaculate approximately three minutes after penetration (much to the disappointment of the average female). The commonly held belief (among average males) of 15 minutes or more is a result of benchmark cheating (self-delusion).
* Timothy McVeigh (Male/33 years old/psychopath) was executed by lethal injection, the combination of sodium thiopental, pancuronium bromide, and potassium chloride killing him in four minutes, though it must be noted this benchmark does not include a reading of Invictus.

http://arstechnica.com/articles/paed...mac-mini.ars/1

The Senile Doctor 12th January 2005 10:45

those people do not understand the use of Xylocaine gel before penetration.
You will last until your muscles give up.

jmke 12th January 2005 10:57

and where can one get Xylocaine gel ;)

DUR0N 12th January 2005 11:10

Quote:

Originally posted by The Senile Doctor
those people do not understand the use of Xylocaine gel before penetration.
You will last until your muscles give up.

Does it make you numb? How the hell will you have an orgasm then? Pure on state of mind?

jmke 12th January 2005 11:25

* Use this preparation with caution in the mouth and throat, as it may interfere with swallowing. This increases the danger of breathing in foreign particles such as food.

* Care should be taken to avoid using of excessive amounts of this preparation in the back passage (rectum).

Side effects:
# Drowsiness
# Allergic reaction to active ingredient
# Low blood pressure (hypotension)
# Seizures (convulsions)
# Dizziness
# Slow heart rate (bradycardia)
# Decreased electrical impulses within the heart (myocardial depression)
# Nervousness

The Senile Doctor 12th January 2005 13:57

I do not use it rectally.

Just for dze record. :)

jmke 12th January 2005 14:06

you can keep going longer rectally then without it?


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