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Old 8th January 2007, 17:51   #1
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As the wise man Ice Cube once said, Pimpin' ain't easy but its necessary, so I chase bitches like Tom chases Jerry. The art and style of being a pimp has been handed down from generation to generation. Grandfather pimps have passed down their wisdom from their years in dealing with the hoe's and the johns. The question for wanna be pimp's though is this: If my family doesn't have a rich legacy in pimping the bitches how does one go about breaking into the business? Have no fear, with the help of this guide you will have your ladies turning tricks in no time!

http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.p...n_to_be_a_Pimp
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Old 9th January 2007, 20:48   #2
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The difference between a pimp and a man; pimp controls women, a man is controlled by a woman. The rest is not important.
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Old 9th January 2007, 20:52   #3
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ok, that's a weird simplication there Lazyman

so... in that case... does it make you a pimp? or are you controlled by a woman? (women?)
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Just a simple man
Being a pimp is gifted.
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Old 9th January 2007, 21:18   #5
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don't have much respect for people who don't show respect for others

like pimps
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I am quite sure pimps respect certain people or things; just that their definition of respect may be different than most men
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