Jobs' Mob settles with Norfolk Council
 

Pays €460 million

Fruity cargo cult Apple has waved the white flag to Norfolk County Council, forking over a jaw-dropping €460 million (about £385 million) after being slammed with accusations of duping shareholders.

The Norfolk Council-led legal onslaught charged the CEO of Jobs' Mob, Tim Cook, with pulling the wool over investors' eyes by hiding the nosedive in iPhone cravings in China, sparking a financial fiasco for the stockholders.

The Norfolk Pension Fund, under the council's watchful eye, was one of the victims of what has been branded Cook's con job.

Following the hefty payout, the Norfolk Pension Fund issued a statement, crowing about the victory and vowing to defend the nest eggs of countless people who depend on their pensions.

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