Madshrimps Forum Madness - Duke Nukem Forever Sucks Donkey Balls

With a heavy heart and teary eye, we are sad to report, that Duke Nukem Forever sucks big fat Donkey Balls. Some of the worst alien AI I have ever seen. Regen health and weapons carry limitations? WTF Duke? Graphics that even make DX9 seem new? It even makes Crysis 2 look good. And that is just really hard for me to say. Thanks for boning my pooper for $50 Gearbox. If I had known you were going to butt bang me this bad, I would have shot myself up with AIDs first and put us all out of Duke's laughable legacy misery.

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