Creepy Cruz makes Fiorina his running mate
 

Ted Cruz, who is standing on a non-masturbation ticket, has picked former HP CEO Carly Fiorina as his vice presidential running mate [surely running away from mate. ed]

It is a last-ditch move to regain momentum after being mathematically eliminated from winning the GOP presidential nomination outright.

It is hard to see what Cruz and Fiorina have in common. He wants to turn the US into a right-wing Christian fundamentalist state where masturbation is a criminal offence and Fiorina wants to make the country as great as she made HP.

“After a great deal of consideration and prayer, I have come to the conclusion that if I am nominated to be president of the United States that I will run on a ticket with my vice presidential nominee Carly Fiorina,” Cruz said during a rally in Indianapolis.

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