Conker: Live and Reloaded
 

Ever find yourself wondering what it would be like if you were an
alcoholic, bad-tempered and often scandalous squirrel? Why the hell not?
It’s terribly fun, take it from me. To wander the world in a constant
struggle for more chocolate, alcohol, and other pleasantries in bodily
form is quite possibly the everyday struggle of every man on the face of
the planet. It’s more than fun, it’s Conker at his finest. Take a step
into Rare’s, Conker: Live and Reloaded and lose yourself in a cleverly
twisted tale of one squirrel in a constant struggle to live life to its
fullest. That is, up-to-the-rim full of beautiful squirrels, savory
chocolate, flowing rivers of alcohol, and violence.

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