Apple will test iPhone user fanatism by inflating prices
 

iPhones were not cheap enough

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that the fruity cargo cult Apple thinks its phones are not pricey enough and it places to jack up the prices.

According to sources inside Apple’s flying saucer, Apple is feeling the pinch because no one wants to spend too much on smartphones while they are worried about not having enough cash to eat.

Apple’s big-wigs believe that the way around that problem is to increase the prices further.

Analysts expect the tech company to raise prices by as much as $100 for some updated models of its flagship device when it unveils the iPhone 15 at an annual promotional event set for Tuesday.

Those new iPhone Pro models are rumoured to include titanium casing, improved processors, and photography features. We say all that, but none is worth an extra $100 on top of Apple phones' colossal price tag now.

According to the Wall Street Journal, Apple’s cunning plan to steer consumers to premium models has worked phenomenally in recent years and bailed it out of inflationary price increases.

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