Apple has booked the hall for its iPhone 7 launch
 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has booked the hall for one of its Nuremberg style rallies on September 7 where US journalists will shame themselves by cheering for products that they know are actually pants.

In this case, the products are going to be the iPhone 7 and the latest incarnation of the Apple Watch which will lift those who are not clinically insane, or Apple employees, to a level of disappointment never seen before.

This is because the iPhone 7 is basically the iPhone 6 and 6S with a slightly better chip and an annoying low tech BlueTooth connection replacing the headphone jack. The Apple Watch has a couple of new software features, but is largely the same out-of-date wearable which was much mocked last time Apple tried to launch it.

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