Apple comes up with a $6,000 cheese grater
 

Design is something for other people

The fruity cargo cult Apple, which used to be known for its design over substance, has come up with a new Mac Pro design which looks like a cheese grater.

To be fair the Mac Pro design always fitted into “what was Apple smoking when it came up with it?”

The old version looked like a rubbish bin inhabited by a grumpy Sesame Street character and clearly thought it was time to move into designs inspired by everyday kitchenware.

Apple felt there was more mileage to be gained by moving into kitchen products.

It is not as if Apple has not had time to come up with a decent design. It is the first Mac Pro to be designed since 2013.

The machine is pricey and starts at $5,999 for a laughable spec that includes an eight-core Intel Xeon processor, 32GB of 2666MHz memory, a 256GB SSD, and AMD Radeon Pro 580X graphics.

Its housing is largely made of aluminum, with stainless steel handles for moving the device as needed as well as a set of "feet" on the bottom. It can be configured with a small set of wheels for easier transport, too.

Apple says both sides of the device are openable for user access. The whole thing measures about 21 inches tall and 8.5 inches wide.

Apple is touting the new Mac Pro as "the most powerful Mac [it] has ever created". Which is not really saying much. At least it is honest enough not to say it is the most powerful computer. For the same price you could get a serious system.

The company says it is using a "brand new" Intel Xeon W processor with up to 28 cores and can use six-channel 2933MHz ECC memory with 12 DIMM slots. The device is configurable with up to 1.5TB of system memory and up to 4TB of SSD storage. It can put out more than 300 watts of power and comes with a large heat sink for cooling that Apple says will allow the device to "run fully unconstrained all the time".

God knows though how much installing decent memory and SSD will cost you.

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