403 Forbidden: A Geek’s Guide to Rejection
 

I'm a geek. Based on the content of this blog, many of my readers are too. But some of you just may have seen a woman at some point. If you have, you have likely been rejected, but don't understand what she means. This handy guide will put rejection into terms we can all understand — HTTP Response codes. Implementation via PHP.

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