101 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say
 

• Uh-oh.....
• ****!!
• What the hell!?
• Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?)
• That's SOOOOO bizarre.
• Wow!! Look at this.....
• Hey!! The suns don't do this.
• Terminated??!
• What software license?
• Well, it's doing something.....

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