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11 Ways George Lucas Could Ruin Episode III 11. Show Amidala being artificially inseminated by C3P0. http://bbspot.com/News/2004/07/top_1...episode_3.html 9. Have the Empire invade the planet of Erak on the pretext that they have weapons of mass destruction. |
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Didn't you know? Linux is a penis (Score:3, Funny) by rd_syringe (793064) on Wednesday July 28, @05:57PM (#9825870) It's not about actually making good applications for computing, it's about a losing penis competition with Microsoft and Apple. Microsoft is the big penis. It got big through buying lots of natural herbs, getting its **** sucked by lesser folk, and having an expensive personal trainer make them do cock pushups everyday. Apple is the small penis, but it works hard to make itself look bigger by trimming the pubes around the base of its shaft. Commonly, the pubes are trimmed into artistic mutton chops, and you'll see cockrings and piercings. Linux is the extremely tiny penis, desperately trying to extend itself with a very painful penis pump. It's also desperately downing lots of penis enlargment pills and furiously masturbating itself in any attempt whatsoever to compete with the other guys. The other two penises accept their size and work with it. The Linux penis tries to be the other penises. Be your own penis, Linux! |
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<ASX version="3"> <Entry> <ABSTRACT>Views: 52285, Rating: 4.63/5, Date: 28.06.2004</ABSTRACT> <COPYRIGHT>2004 anothersite.co.uk : Media</COPYRIGHT> <ref HREF="http://www.anothersite.co.uk/gallery/photos/7/108842947844555845112-7.wmv" /> </Entry> </ASX> tis is what i get when i open the link edit: works fine with IE :D |
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