When one does not enter, one can never win. Looks like Shakespeare doesn't it? ;) |
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The difference between the Mafia and New York Stock Exchange is that the Mafia loves his family; The difference between the Mafia and Oil Trader is that the Mafia is less slick. |
The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA, it was terrible cause he kept shouting ‘You crazy fool’, I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!’ :^D :^D :^D |
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Hello...here is my contribution...;) Yuppie drives his wife to a Gynecologist..."What's with her?" he asks...Doc replies "She is pregnant"...Yuppie anxiously "Buttt...I was always cautious!!?"...Doc just smiles and says "Well..thats just like in traffic..you are cautious, but others arent!!!" :D ;) :super: And here are two more...not for competition..just for fun... 1. Sexy blonde babe calls her boyfriend on his cellular...and female voice says "Sorry, but the subscriber is currently not available...please try later"...and blondie says "...but he is available to you, you bitc*!" :D 2. Granny received a parcel from her nephew who was in the army...inside there was a hand granade and a note with this message "Dear Granny...I will get 3 days off, if you just pull the trigger..." :^D :D |
Damn right i'm good in bed, i can sleep all day. |
Hard work pays off tomorrow, laziness pays off today. |
Those BH-5 sticks are quite nice, I'd like to see'em in my rig :D My joke (I hope :rolleyes: ): A definition of ecstasy: a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before :D |
I'm not suffering in a mental disorder - I'm enjoying every single minute of it... ... edited for spelling |
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