I may have amnesia, but at least I don't have amnesia

(Memory joke, get it?)

I used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now. :^D

Lame idd :D

What has 7 arms and sucks?


Def Leppard.

"Before computers were invented, we all had to mess things up by
ourselves......"

"Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall -- Torque is how far you take the wall with you"



:)

Girls... **** em!!


(BTW look up the definition of a ONE-LINER plz)

my dog ate it

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

I can't win but I thought I'd post my favourite one liner anyway.

Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a night, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

One-Liner
 

Little Red Riding Hood told the Big Bad Wolf to EAT her just like the story said.