EasyPanic Twinmos PC3500 1Gb BH5 Memory Kit
 

What do you need to do to win? Simple: register with a valid email address at our forums, post your funniest one-liner in a thread (one entree per person) and the jury (Madshrimps crew) will decide who will be selected as funniest from the lot!

Attention!
** Due to shipping restrictions this contest is only open to EU residents
** This contest ends 30th September at midnight (GMT+1)

1st :ws: :mad: :super: :king: :banana:

(one entree per person) ^^ bye kristof:D


There where 2 shrimps fighting for a female shrimp, she said stop you madshrimps i'll take both of you.

thats it:D

I might be stupid , but google nicely hides it .... :D

one entree per person, please edit your post Kristof

Keeping in mind my spelling sux this is my one liner:

Spelling is a ***** and im screwing it (up) :)

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Wait, isn't this how the USA chooses there president? Bush is funny like hell!:D

DEFINITION OF ONE-LINER: A one-liner is a joke that takes to its heart the principle that brevity is the soul of wit. A one-liner, in the strictest sense, is a joke that is delivered in a single line.

Mine
Beer is a proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy :D

On second thoughts, let's turn the lights off, eh?

A man comes in an animalshop and asks the salesman how much a parot costs, the salesman says around 100€ which the man answers on: “ so much, then i’ll continue eat chicken.”

sry for the spelling but I'm dutch :)

I may have amnesia, but at least I don't have amnesia

(Memory joke, get it?)

I used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now. :^D

Lame idd :D

What has 7 arms and sucks?


Def Leppard.

"Before computers were invented, we all had to mess things up by
ourselves......"

"Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall -- Torque is how far you take the wall with you"



:)

Girls... **** em!!


(BTW look up the definition of a ONE-LINER plz)

my dog ate it

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

I can't win but I thought I'd post my favourite one liner anyway.

Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a night, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

One-Liner
 

Little Red Riding Hood told the Big Bad Wolf to EAT her just like the story said.

When one does not enter, one can never win. Looks like Shakespeare doesn't it? ;)

More like the motto of the local betting parlor :p

The difference between the Mafia and New York Stock Exchange is that the Mafia loves his family; The difference between the Mafia and Oil Trader is that the Mafia is less slick.

The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA, it was terrible cause he kept shouting ‘You crazy fool’, I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!’
:^D :^D :^D

Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory? A: It says "byte me"'.
:^D

Hello...here is my contribution...;)

Yuppie drives his wife to a Gynecologist..."What's with her?" he asks...Doc replies "She is pregnant"...Yuppie anxiously "Buttt...I was always cautious!!?"...Doc just smiles and says "Well..thats just like in traffic..you are cautious, but others arent!!!" :D ;) :super:




And here are two more...not for competition..just for fun...


1. Sexy blonde babe calls her boyfriend on his cellular...and female voice says "Sorry, but the subscriber is currently not available...please try later"...and blondie says "...but he is available to you, you bitc*!" :D

2. Granny received a parcel from her nephew who was in the army...inside there was a hand granade and a note with this message "Dear Granny...I will get 3 days off, if you just pull the trigger..." :^D :D

Damn right i'm good in bed, i can sleep all day.

Hard work pays off tomorrow, laziness pays off today.

Those BH-5 sticks are quite nice, I'd like to see'em in my rig :D

My joke (I hope :rolleyes: ):

A definition of ecstasy: a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before :D

I'm not suffering in a mental disorder - I'm enjoying every single minute of it...

... edited for spelling

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

"Make my memory be EasyPanic" :)

Congratz Tithian, you quote was deemed most hilarious by the :mad: crew (mad as in crazy;))

you will receive an email to confirm your shipping address!

Congratulations Tithian. :)

congratz next time mor"E" luck for me:D

edit=>"E"

Agent #2 was runner-up, JFYI ;)

Congratulation Tithian...and I hope you'll also enjoy every minute of this Great RAM ! ;) :D :super:

Thank you very much!

I guess I'll become a more active poster from now on. :)

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I love George Carlin :)

I know its over i just wanted to post a 1 liner

thanks for your input Nissan lover;)

George Carlin is indeed a very funny comedian, I love his shows, have a few on .mp3 and a full DVD from him on stage