Turn Your Woman Into A Hot Gamer Babe

jmke · 9th May 2006, 23:03

It's every techno geeks dream to find a woman who can hold her own at playing computer games. You know what I'm talking about. Lara Croft figure, Delia Smith cooking ability and the thumbs and fingers of Johnathan 'Fatality' Wendel. Men secretly desire being with a woman who can hold her own when it comes to power tools, fast cars, drinking beer and an all night online fragging session at Halo 2. So how do you go about turning your lady into this perfect vision of erotic geekness? Simple. Start with Halo 2 on the green X passion machine and follow these handy step by step tips to create your dream game girlie.

jmke · 9th May 2006, 23:04

Quote:

Originally posted by jmke
Start with Halo 2

gf: "does it involve shooting/killing?"
me: "yes"
gf: "not interested"

great start there...

10th May 2006, 09:48

article is pure BS. women get suspicious when you let em win in a game they've played for 10 minutes and you for 5 years...

10th May 2006, 19:54

Just read the first line of the article: "It's every techno geeks dream to find a woman" Maybe the article is an autobiographical...

The only computer game my wife likes is tetris. She's also not interested in The Sims... I don't care because that means more PC-time for me

See also: XFX GeForce 7600 GT 256MB PCI-E XXX Edition

jmke · 10th May 2006, 19:59

my gf likes theme park kind of games, and she also played Dune couple of years back; so there's hope still

Piotke is the lucky dog here; his girlfriend is better at games than him, at last lanparty she stood her man well

piotke · 10th May 2006, 20:01

My girlfriend games more and is waaaaaaay better at it then I'm myself.

Edit: lol posting at the same time

jmke · 10th May 2006, 20:02

but then again, you do suck at gaming Piotke

piotke · 10th May 2006, 20:04

I confirm that competely, last lan party I gamed more then the last 3 months I think

9th May 2006, 23:03	#1
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 79,021	Turn Your Woman Into A Hot Gamer Babe It's every techno geeks dream to find a woman who can hold her own at playing computer games. You know what I'm talking about. Lara Croft figure, Delia Smith cooking ability and the thumbs and fingers of Johnathan 'Fatality' Wendel. Men secretly desire being with a woman who can hold her own when it comes to power tools, fast cars, drinking beer and an all night online fragging session at Halo 2. So how do you go about turning your lady into this perfect vision of erotic geekness? Simple. Start with Halo 2 on the green X passion machine and follow these handy step by step tips to create your dream game girlie. __________________

10th May 2006, 19:59	#5
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 79,021	my gf likes theme park kind of games, and she also played Dune couple of years back; so there's hope still Piotke is the lucky dog here; his girlfriend is better at games than him, at last lanparty she stood her man well __________________

10th May 2006, 20:01	#6
piotke [M] Reviewer Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,003	My girlfriend games more and is waaaaaaay better at it then I'm myself. Edit: lol posting at the same time __________________ .

10th May 2006, 20:02	#7
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 79,021	but then again, you do suck at gaming Piotke __________________

10th May 2006, 20:04	#8
piotke [M] Reviewer Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,003	I confirm that competely, last lan party I gamed more then the last 3 months I think __________________ .

10th May 2006, 09:48	#3
SuAside Posts: n/a	article is pure BS. women get suspicious when you let em win in a game they've played for 10 minutes and you for 5 years...

10th May 2006, 19:54	#4
Laagvliegerke Posts: n/a	Just read the first line of the article: "It's every techno geeks dream to find a woman" Maybe the article is an autobiographical... The only computer game my wife likes is tetris. She's also not interested in The Sims... I don't care because that means more PC-time for me See also: XFX GeForce 7600 GT 256MB PCI-E XXX Edition

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