Steven Hawkins moots One Direction universe

Stefan Mileschin · 29th April 2015, 05:22

Top boffin Stephen Hawkins has come to the aid of tearful prepubescent girls with no sense of perspective.

Hawkins has been mulling over the cosmological effect of singer Zayn Malik leaving the boy band One Direction and come up with a theoretical universal construct which could explain it all.

He suggested that heartbroken fans should follow theoretical physics, because Malik may well still be a member of the pop group in another universe.

Hawkins answered a question from one upset fan during a talk at Sydney Opera House at the weekend.

“Finally a question about something important,” Hawking, who appeared via hologram, said to loud laughs from the audience.

“My advice to any heartbroken young girl is to pay attention to the study of theoretical physics because, one day, there may well be proof of multiple universes.

“It would not be beyond the realms of possibility that somewhere outside of our own universe lies another, different universe and, in that universe, Zayn is still in One Direction.”

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29th April 2015, 05:22	#1
Stefan Mileschin [M] Reviewer Join Date: May 2010 Location: Romania Posts: 148,597	Steven Hawkins moots One Direction universe Top boffin Stephen Hawkins has come to the aid of tearful prepubescent girls with no sense of perspective. Hawkins has been mulling over the cosmological effect of singer Zayn Malik leaving the boy band One Direction and come up with a theoretical universal construct which could explain it all. He suggested that heartbroken fans should follow theoretical physics, because Malik may well still be a member of the pop group in another universe. Hawkins answered a question from one upset fan during a talk at Sydney Opera House at the weekend. “Finally a question about something important,” Hawking, who appeared via hologram, said to loud laughs from the audience. “My advice to any heartbroken young girl is to pay attention to the study of theoretical physics because, one day, there may well be proof of multiple universes. “It would not be beyond the realms of possibility that somewhere outside of our own universe lies another, different universe and, in that universe, Zayn is still in One Direction.” http://www.techeye.net/news/steven-h...ction-universe

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