Smartphones make Brits age fast

Stefan Mileschin · 28th February 2014, 06:20

The Daily Mail newspaper took time out from its busy schedule of creating fears about Bulgarians and Romanians to dust off a completely new terror for us to be worried about.

Apparently, smartphones are making British people ugly or age faster.

The problem is, says the Wail, that we are constantly looking down at our gadgets and this is causing a new wrinkle to appear around the neck and it's not helping our backs either.

Dubbed 'Techneck', the line around the neck and chin is caused by the modern day compulsion of looking down at handheld devices and computers on a daily basis.

Apparently, there are Brits who are sufficiently terrified of 'Techneck' to want plastic surgery for it and the Mail has some sauces in that industry in the form of the unfortunately named CACI.

CACI are apparently experts in non-surgical facelifts and combat it with a treatment called the Microlift.

http://news.techeye.net/mobile/smart...brits-age-fast

28th February 2014, 06:20	#1
Stefan Mileschin [M] Reviewer Join Date: May 2010 Location: Romania Posts: 148,462	Smartphones make Brits age fast The Daily Mail newspaper took time out from its busy schedule of creating fears about Bulgarians and Romanians to dust off a completely new terror for us to be worried about. Apparently, smartphones are making British people ugly or age faster. The problem is, says the Wail, that we are constantly looking down at our gadgets and this is causing a new wrinkle to appear around the neck and it's not helping our backs either. Dubbed 'Techneck', the line around the neck and chin is caused by the modern day compulsion of looking down at handheld devices and computers on a daily basis. Apparently, there are Brits who are sufficiently terrified of 'Techneck' to want plastic surgery for it and the Mail has some sauces in that industry in the form of the unfortunately named CACI. CACI are apparently experts in non-surgical facelifts and combat it with a treatment called the Microlift. http://news.techeye.net/mobile/smart...brits-age-fast

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