Engineers Unleash Car-Seat Identifier That Reads Your ***
 

Finger prints, eye scans, facial recognition...I suppose it was just a matter of time before someone came up with an *** reader. A report surfaced earlier this month that researchers there developed a system that can recognize a person by the backside when the person takes a seat. The system performs a precise measurement of the person's posterior, its contours and the way the person applies pressure on the seat. The developers say that in lab tests, the system was able to recognize people with 98 percent accuracy.

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