Stefan Mileschin

The Grand Pooh-Bah of the fruity cargo cult, Tim Cook has dismissed his outfit’s huge European fine as “political crap”.

For those who came in late, Apple was hit by a $14.5 billion back tax bill this week by the European Union.

Cook claimed that the problem was not that Apple had paid less than one percent of its stonking profits to the Irish government and funnelled all its European profits though its dodgy Irish bank account.

“No one did anything wrong here and we need to stand together. Ireland is being picked on and this is unacceptable. It’s total political crap,” he moaned.

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