Church of England censors Eden

Stefan Mileschin · 21st February 2014, 07:11

The Church of England, whose central doctrine is always wear an anorak and have tea and biscuits at 4pm, has decided that the best way forward for humanity is censorship.

According to the Evening Substandard, the church, which was established by a British king so he could marry his mistress, has been having a problem with sinners using its wi-fi to download pictures of people garbed just as their God created them.

Now Canterbury Cathedral has blocked access to certain websites in a bid to keep worshippers from the temptation of looking for sites during the sermon. It was also concerned about people searching for the stuff when they are having tea and biscuits at the new café.

http://news.techeye.net/business/chu...d-censors-eden

21st February 2014, 07:11	#1
Stefan Mileschin [M] Reviewer Join Date: May 2010 Location: Romania Posts: 148,462	Church of England censors Eden The Church of England, whose central doctrine is always wear an anorak and have tea and biscuits at 4pm, has decided that the best way forward for humanity is censorship. According to the Evening Substandard, the church, which was established by a British king so he could marry his mistress, has been having a problem with sinners using its wi-fi to download pictures of people garbed just as their God created them. Now Canterbury Cathedral has blocked access to certain websites in a bid to keep worshippers from the temptation of looking for sites during the sermon. It was also concerned about people searching for the stuff when they are having tea and biscuits at the new café. http://news.techeye.net/business/chu...d-censors-eden

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