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|23rd February 2018, 06:28||#1|
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Apple purges Christian holiday from iPhone
Thou shalt not have any gods before Steve Jobs
The fruity cargo-cult Apple has taken its first stand against rival religions by banning fanboys from celebrating the most significant holiday on the Christian calendar.
From now on, people using iPhones will not be told when Easter is, thus saving them the trouble of mourning the death of the Christian god by binging on chocolate.
It seems that Apple placed the same development team who were responsible for its clock's inability to tell the time or take into account summer time onto the iPhone's calendar.
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