Stefan Mileschin

Will serve with fried chips

Fruity cargo-cult Apple is so desperate to get out of the failing smartphone business it appears to be thinking about making pizzas.

According to the Tame Apple Press, Apple is going to “redefine the pizza” by making a “space-age pizza box” which uses a circular design. It will be finished in white and have carefully-placed holes that allow heat and moisture to escape, preventing the pizza from getting soggy.

Jobs’ Mob has patented its design and said that was made to allow staff to take pizzas from the 4,000-seater staff canteen back to their desk. Of course the box will be more expensive than the pizza and you will have to mortage your house to own one.

http://fudzilla.com/news/43689-apple-patents-pizza-box