Apple Cancels Press Conference on iPhone Alarm Glitch after Steve Jobs Oversleeps
 

Apple, Inc. cancelled a press conference today to address the glitch plaguing the iPhone’s alarm function when company chief Steve Jobs failed to show.

“I totally overslept,” Mr. Jobs later told reporters. “I’ve got to say this is really embarrassing.”

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