$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

jmke · 14th October 2009, 18:05

Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush.

http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russ...-penis-leather

wutske · 14th October 2009, 19:00

Looks like a plastic toy

Wondering how much fuel this bullet proof monster consumes

blackened · 15th October 2009, 13:06

How do we know its GENUINE whale penis leather?

jmke · 15th October 2009, 13:41

when, after a wild ride , your car turns itself off and goes to sleep

piotke · 15th October 2009, 13:41

Rubb it.

jmke · 15th October 2009, 13:56

and your chairs increase in height?

piotke · 15th October 2009, 14:11

then you'll get a Limo.

jmke · 15th October 2009, 14:27

just make sure your mouth isn't open when the airbag goes off

Massman · 15th October 2009, 14:30

Whoever drivers with that car is cocky, right?

jmke · 15th October 2009, 14:45

He will certainly feel like a d-i-c-k !

14th October 2009, 18:05	#1
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 78,416	$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior. The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russ...-penis-leather __________________

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wutske Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Apenland Posts: 2,018	Looks like a plastic toy Wondering how much fuel this bullet proof monster consumes __________________ /me = Hardfreak My Blog: [W]eblog

15th October 2009, 13:41	#4
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 78,416	when, after a wild ride , your car turns itself off and goes to sleep __________________

15th October 2009, 13:41	#5
piotke [M] Reviewer Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,997	Rubb it. __________________ .

15th October 2009, 13:56	#6
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 78,416	and your chairs increase in height? __________________

15th October 2009, 13:06	#3
blackened Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 79	How do we know its GENUINE whale penis leather?

15th October 2009, 14:11	#7
piotke [M] Reviewer Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,997	then you'll get a Limo. __________________ .

15th October 2009, 14:27	#8
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 78,416	just make sure your mouth isn't open when the airbag goes off __________________

15th October 2009, 14:30	#9
Massman [M] Reviewer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Waregem Posts: 6,465	Whoever drivers with that car is cocky, right? __________________

15th October 2009, 14:45	#10
jmke Madshrimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: 7090/Belgium Posts: 78,416	He will certainly feel like a d-i-c-k ! __________________

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