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Old 14th October 2009, 19:05   #1
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Default $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush.


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Old 14th October 2009, 20:00   #2
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Looks like a plastic toy

Wondering how much fuel this bullet proof monster consumes
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How do we know its GENUINE whale penis leather?
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when, after a wild ride , your car turns itself off and goes to sleep
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Rubb it.
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and your chairs increase in height?
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then you'll get a Limo.
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just make sure your mouth isn't open when the airbag goes off
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Whoever drivers with that car is cocky, right?
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He will certainly feel like a d-i-c-k !
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