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jmke 14th October 2009 18:05

$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
 
Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush.


http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russ...-penis-leather

wutske 14th October 2009 19:00

Looks like a plastic toy :p

Wondering how much fuel this bullet proof monster consumes :p

blackened 15th October 2009 13:06

How do we know its GENUINE whale penis leather?

jmke 15th October 2009 13:41

when, after a wild ride , your car turns itself off and goes to sleep:p

piotke 15th October 2009 13:41

Rubb it.

jmke 15th October 2009 13:56

and your chairs increase in height?

piotke 15th October 2009 14:11

then you'll get a Limo. :)

jmke 15th October 2009 14:27

just make sure your mouth isn't open when the airbag goes off :p

Massman 15th October 2009 14:30

Whoever drivers with that car is cocky, right?

jmke 15th October 2009 14:45

He will certainly feel like a d-i-c-k !


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