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Sidney 1st February 2007 18:03

Manning a help desk does your brain in
 
Customer: My mouse mat isn't wired up.
Henchman: "I'm not sure I understand, your mouse mat shouldn't have any wires.
Customer: Well, how does it know where my mouse is? Is it wireless?

Thank you, British public, for stomping all over what little faith I had left in humanity.

Here's some more:

Advisor: Can you click on 'My Computer'?
Customer: I don't have your computer, just mine.

Customer: I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number?

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=37371

SuAside 1st February 2007 18:20

at least there's BOFH to ease our minds...


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