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Saddam is walking along and finds a magical bottle which seems to hold a Genie. He rubs the bottle and the Genie appears.

She says to him; "I can grant you but one wish oh un-shaven one."

Saddam; "I thought it was three wishes?"

Genie; "It's just one wish."

Saddam thinks to himself; I shall trick this Genie. He then demands; "My one wish is to share my Bed with three American women."

Genie; "Your wish shall be granted."

In the morning he awakes to find Tanya Harding, Lorena Bobbit and Hilary Clinton in his bed. To his horror, his knees are broke, his penis is cut off and he has no Health Insurance!