It appears you have not yet registered with our community. To register please click here...

 
Go Back [M] > For Sale - LAN Parties - Other > Off-Topic Hangout
New element found New element found
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


New element found
Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools
Old 28th July 2006, 10:45   #1
Liquid3D
 
Posts: n/a
Default New element found

Last year's hurricanes are proof of a new chemical element. A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named *Governmentium*. Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each re- organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

The original Author of this piece is basically unknonw. Some say it's been around the internet since 1991, but I did find this http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/000953.html which out of about 2,000 links to Governmentium seems to be the most "original" who knows.
 
Old 28th July 2006, 10:51   #2
Madshrimp
 
jmke's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: 7090/Belgium
Posts: 78,737
jmke has disabled reputation
Default

lol
__________________
jmke is offline  
Old 28th July 2006, 20:45   #3
[M] Reviewer
 
geoffrey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 4,120
geoffrey Fully Registeredgeoffrey Fully Registeredgeoffrey Fully Registeredgeoffrey Fully Registeredgeoffrey Fully Registeredgeoffrey Fully Registeredgeoffrey Fully Registeredgeoffrey Fully Registered
Default

geoffrey is offline  
Closed Thread


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Thermaltake Element Q mITX Computer Case review jmke WebNews 0 11th May 2010 15:17
Thermaltake Element V Full Tower Chassis jmke WebNews 0 4th March 2010 13:52
Thermaltake Element T Mid Tower Chassis jmke WebNews 0 11th February 2010 14:17
Thermaltake Element G jmke WebNews 0 8th December 2009 08:27
Thermaltake Element T VK90001N2Z Mid Tower Chassis Review jmke WebNews 0 9th October 2009 10:46
Thermaltake Element G Mid Tower Case Review jmke WebNews 0 2nd September 2009 11:12
Thermaltake Element T jmke WebNews 0 28th August 2009 09:39
Thermaltake Element G case Review jmke WebNews 0 13th August 2009 14:19
Thermaltake Element G Computer Case jmke WebNews 0 13th July 2009 17:59
ATI Catalyst 8.8 Officially Released jmke WebNews 3 21st August 2008 09:04

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 14:41.


Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO