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Sidney · 19th July 2007, 19:24

It sums it up accurately how busy we are.

jmke · 21st July 2007, 13:30

jmke · 22nd July 2007, 12:20

read this out loud ->

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English" .
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

Sidney · 22nd July 2007, 19:39

That came out about two years ago

The best German speaking Englishman is (was) Benny Hill (rest in peace)

Sidney · 24th July 2007, 18:38

See if you can spot the interesting camera illusion in this video.

25th July 2007, 03:26

Uploaders To Last.FM Must Surrender Royalties

In what seems to be becoming a trend, Last.FM has come under fire for forcing artists and labels who upload their music to the site to relinquish all royalties for internet radio and on-demand playback. The license lasts for at...

25th July 2007, 03:29

Cheaper PSP Coming Soon

Quote:

Sony will launch a slimmed-down version of its PlayStation Portable handheld game player in Japan on September 20 for $162.

Although the new version of the console looks physically very similar to the old one it is 33 percent light, 19 percent slimmer, has a more efficient battery and twice the amount of memory to enable faster loading.

The new hardware can also output its video signal to any standard television set.

It is also rumored that you will have 6 different colors to pick from.

Bosw8er · 31st July 2007, 17:05

jmke · 31st July 2007, 22:14

cute little guy!

Sidney · 1st August 2007, 20:46

Another close call -

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24th July 2007, 18:38	#2305
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25th July 2007, 03:26	#2306
THRASHER2 Posts: n/a	Uploaders To Last.FM Must Surrender Royalties In what seems to be becoming a trend, Last.FM has come under fire for forcing artists and labels who upload their music to the site to relinquish all royalties for internet radio and on-demand playback. The license lasts for at...

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Sidney Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 15,738	Another close call - __________________ lazyman Opteron 165 (2) @2.85 1.42 vcore AMD Stock HSF + Chill Vent II

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