- Back to homepage

$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

@ 2009/10/14

Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush.

Comment from jmke @ 2009/10/15

He will certainly feel like a d-i-c-k !

Comment from Massman @ 2009/10/15

Whoever drivers with that car is cocky, right?

Comment from jmke @ 2009/10/15

just make sure your mouth isn't open when the airbag goes off

Comment from piotke @ 2009/10/15

then you'll get a Limo.

Comment from jmke @ 2009/10/15

and your chairs increase in height?

Comment from piotke @ 2009/10/15

Rubb it.

Comment from jmke @ 2009/10/15

when, after a wild ride , your car turns itself off and goes to sleep

Comment from blackened @ 2009/10/15

How do we know its GENUINE whale penis leather?

Comment from wutske @ 2009/10/14

Looks like a plastic toy

Wondering how much fuel this bullet proof monster consumes

All information and graphics contained in Madshrimps are sole property of the Madshrimps crew and may not be reproduced or copied in any manner without written permission from us.