The INQ's top 10 reasons

I think the word is "indifference"

i wasn't aware that i needed a reason to hate Apple

1 Sun always shines on an apple
2 The last levitating saint was also from Cupertino
3 Apple's machines use X86 chips
4 Apple's Steve Jobs had no sense of humour at the London Palladium when he launched the Cube
5 Apple likes DRM
6 Apple dislikes DRM
7 Apple machines are intuitive so IT professionals will be out of a job RSN
8 Apple dislikes most journalists
9 Apple likes some journalists
10 Apple is not Apricot, a much lamented former firm which was loved by all journalists

Ten more to dislike AMD - history class

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=11366

And ten for Intel -

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=11373

Time for an update