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Learn to be a Pimp

@ 2007/01/08

As the wise man Ice Cube once said, Pimpin' ain't easy but its necessary, so I chase bitches like Tom chases Jerry. The art and style of being a pimp has been handed down from generation to generation. Grandfather pimps have passed down their wisdom from their years in dealing with the hoe's and the johns. The question for wanna be pimp's though is this: If my family doesn't have a rich legacy in pimping the bitches how does one go about breaking into the business? Have no fear, with the help of this guide you will have your ladies turning tricks in no time!

Comment from Sidney @ 2007/01/09

I am quite sure pimps respect certain people or things; just that their definition of respect may be different than most men

Comment from jmke @ 2007/01/09

don't have much respect for people who don't show respect for others

like pimps

Comment from Sidney @ 2007/01/09

Just a simple man

Being a pimp is gifted.

Comment from jmke @ 2007/01/09

ok, that's a weird simplication there Lazyman

so... in that case... does it make you a pimp? or are you controlled by a woman? (women?)

Comment from Sidney @ 2007/01/09

The difference between a pimp and a man; pimp controls women, a man is controlled by a woman. The rest is not important.

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