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Turn Your Woman Into A Hot Gamer Babe

@ 2006/05/10

It's every techno geeks dream to find a woman who can hold her own at playing computer games. You know what I'm talking about. Lara Croft figure, Delia Smith cooking ability and the thumbs and fingers of Johnathan 'Fatality' Wendel. Men secretly desire being with a woman who can hold her own when it comes to power tools, fast cars, drinking beer and an all night online fragging session at Halo 2. So how do you go about turning your lady into this perfect vision of erotic geekness? Simple. Start with Halo 2 on the green X passion machine and follow these handy step by step tips to create your dream game girlie.

Comment from piotke @ 2006/05/10

I confirm that competely, last lan party I gamed more then the last 3 months I think

Comment from jmke @ 2006/05/10

but then again, you do suck at gaming Piotke

Comment from piotke @ 2006/05/10

My girlfriend games more and is waaaaaaay better at it then I'm myself.

Edit: lol posting at the same time

Comment from jmke @ 2006/05/10

my gf likes theme park kind of games, and she also played Dune couple of years back; so there's hope still

Piotke is the lucky dog here; his girlfriend is better at games than him, at last lanparty she stood her man well

Comment from Laagvliegerke @ 2006/05/10

Just read the first line of the article: "It's every techno geeks dream to find a woman" Maybe the article is an autobiographical...

The only computer game my wife likes is tetris. She's also not interested in The Sims... I don't care because that means more PC-time for me

Comment from SuAside @ 2006/05/10

article is pure BS. women get suspicious when you let em win in a game they've played for 10 minutes and you for 5 years...

Comment from jmke @ 2006/05/10

Quote:

Originally posted by jmke
Start with Halo 2

gf: "does it involve shooting/killing?"
me: "yes"
gf: "not interested"

great start there...

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