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@ 2023/08/07Tame Apple Press claims "they could have been worse"
The fruity cargo cult Apple has turned in some results which disappointed almost everyone other than the Tame Apple Press, which cheerfully said "they could have been worse."
AThe company posted quarterly revenue of $81.8 billion, down a per cent over last year. While that might not seem bad, Apple is used to announcing huge profits and what is more alarming is that the company’s total sales dropped from almost $83 billion in the June 2022 quarter to just under $82 billion this year.
The fruity cargo cult Apple has turned in some results which disappointed almost everyone other than the Tame Apple Press, which cheerfully said "they could have been worse."
AThe company posted quarterly revenue of $81.8 billion, down a per cent over last year. While that might not seem bad, Apple is used to announcing huge profits and what is more alarming is that the company’s total sales dropped from almost $83 billion in the June 2022 quarter to just under $82 billion this year.
