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@ 2023/03/06With Putin power
The glorious Russian empire, upon which the sun never sets, is building a new android phone which is free of homosexuals, drag queens and other signs of western decadence.
Since that nice Mr Putin decided to liberate Ukraine from the shackles of having to vote for its despots, tech companies have been leaving Russia. Tsar Putin has decided that the only way to keep his followers supplied with western gadgets is to make his own.
An unnamed Android handset is being built by the National Computer Corporation (NCC), one of Russia’s largest IT companies. That nice Mr Putin has ordered them to make and sell 100,000 smartphones and tablets by the end of 2023.
The glorious Russian empire, upon which the sun never sets, is building a new android phone which is free of homosexuals, drag queens and other signs of western decadence.
Since that nice Mr Putin decided to liberate Ukraine from the shackles of having to vote for its despots, tech companies have been leaving Russia. Tsar Putin has decided that the only way to keep his followers supplied with western gadgets is to make his own.
An unnamed Android handset is being built by the National Computer Corporation (NCC), one of Russia’s largest IT companies. That nice Mr Putin has ordered them to make and sell 100,000 smartphones and tablets by the end of 2023.
