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@ 2023/02/14Months late
Fruity cargo-cult Apple appears to be having a cock-up in the programming department with several already announced fintec products failing to appear.
The company, whose programmers legendarily could not program a clock to adjust to summer time, apparently are finding Apple's ambitious financial software a bit tricky.
For those who came in late, last year Apple announced a couple of financial products which were granted a standing ovulation by the Tame Apple Press who claimed it was all ground-breaking, cutting edge, and would result in Apple taking over the financial system. Unfortunately, that was June 2022 and they could not be bothered ringing up Apple to find out where this software was.
Fruity cargo-cult Apple appears to be having a cock-up in the programming department with several already announced fintec products failing to appear.
The company, whose programmers legendarily could not program a clock to adjust to summer time, apparently are finding Apple's ambitious financial software a bit tricky.
For those who came in late, last year Apple announced a couple of financial products which were granted a standing ovulation by the Tame Apple Press who claimed it was all ground-breaking, cutting edge, and would result in Apple taking over the financial system. Unfortunately, that was June 2022 and they could not be bothered ringing up Apple to find out where this software was.
