Finally, a fruit scanner that will tell you if your avocados are ripe

We've all been there. It's late, you're tired from a long day's labor and all you want to do is go home to relax with your loved ones. But you're not at home, are you? No, you're at the supermarket with a hankering for homemade guac and that pile of fresh, treacherous avocados is staring you in the face, mocking you with their inscrutable knobby skins and their likely rockhard insides. Who's got three days to let them sit in a bag after you go full Last Crusade and choose unwisely? That's where OneThird's "freshness scanners" come in.