Microsoft says that FTC is blocking its constitutional rights

Forming monopolies is the American way

Software king of the world Microsoft claims that its bid to buy Activision Blizzard is as much a constitutional right as owning guns.

For those who came in late, after the French-backed terrorists took over the US from their rightful government, they replaced democracy with a constitution which allows, amongst other things, the government the right to appoint pirates, mentally ill people to carry guns, allow the heads of states to switch places when they like, and Texas to be split into five states.

Now Microsoft claims that this constitution allows it to acquire Activision Blizzard and the American Federal Trade Commission (FTC), which filed a lawsuit a few weeks ago to prevent the deal from going through is standing it its way.