Apple posts below par results

@ 2022/10/31
Saved by the Tame Apple Press

Apple posted results which were well below what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street expected, only to be saved by the Tame Apple Press who managed to talk the share price up.

If you believe the Tame Apple Press, Apple reported stonking results, unlike other companies in the NASDAQ. The only problem with that line is that it is untrue. While Apple did do better than Wall Street’s expectations on earnings and revenue it was pretty much hammered in key areas. In fact if this were any other company, such as Microsoft, the Tech Press would have written it off.

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