New iPhone is dangerous

@ 2022/09/19
Dorset Echo goes a little bonkers

The fruity cargo cult Apple has been able to get away with murder over the years thanks to its religiously inspired fanboys. Now it seems Apple has felt the need to test their faith by releasing an iPhone is dangerous – at least according to the Dorset Echo.

Under the headline Apple iPhone users warned device could become 'dangerous' the Dorset Echo strayed from its normal warnings about barns being burgled and informing readers about Weatherspoons opening hours during after the Queen’s death, to warn about the perils of owning a new iPhone.

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