Signs Your Computer is Possessed

@ 2006/03/01
Firewall keeps popping up balloons that read "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave." -- BSOD instructions tell you to say "The power of DOS compels you!" in order to reboot.
Comment from jmke @ 2006/03/01
xney on the pronsiteney
Comment from Sidney @ 2006/03/01
You have been watching the porn sites too many time.
Comment from wutske @ 2006/03/01
You recently inserted a CD from Sony Music.